You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
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It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
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you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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