My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
ok first of all what the fuck
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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