Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
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theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
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I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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