Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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