I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
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the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
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He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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