I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
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If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
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If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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