i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
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We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
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The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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