We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
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Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
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Im part way to drunk.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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