dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
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At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
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Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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