that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
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Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
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I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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