I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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