i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Is it because I queefed?
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I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
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I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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