Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
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Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
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For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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