he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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