i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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