I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
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I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
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You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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