12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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