there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
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he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
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I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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