the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Why can't burritos get me drunk
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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