It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
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He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
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There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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