I hate your face
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
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knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
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It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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