I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
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wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
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Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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