Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
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Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
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Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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