I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
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I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
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I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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