in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
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You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
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I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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