It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Soap is not a condiment
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
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I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
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Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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