Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
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