Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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