i just google imaged poop.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
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For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
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A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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