mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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