Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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