i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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