i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
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she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
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Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
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