physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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