After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
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Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
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no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
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