my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
we made out on top of his cat.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
