you mean i was at the winter classic?
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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