How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I am available for nakedness
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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