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Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
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You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
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Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
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sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
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It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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