I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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