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dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
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