also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
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I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
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Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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