your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
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If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
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I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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