The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
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imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
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he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
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