i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
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Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
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It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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