thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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