walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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