right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
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We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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