Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
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