there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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