It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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